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Inversion in Epic Moviewhere a character gets a shapeshifter played by Carmen Electra to transform into an overweight grotesque with a monobrow because he prefers her that way. Said shapeshifter, by the way, to drive home the inversion Played straight in Robin Hood: It's also partially inverted, in that the sheriff DOES wind up marrying her He starts questioning his own sanity afterwards, but she already has him in her clutches.

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Who was described by one reviewer as "having fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down". Needless to say, Petey goes out of his way to try to weasel out of his end of the bargain. Played with in Shallow Halin which the title character has been hypnotized into seeing the "inner beauty" of an obese woman.

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Meanwhile, their younger brother has a more typical version of this relationship with a neighbour played by a young Ruth Jones. He is seen kissing a girl when all the kids are gone. Not long after, a rather large girl chases him around the mall asking Santa for a kiss. In Youth in Revoltthe girl at Sheeni's French prep school becomes disturbingly attached to Nick after he sends her a few flattering letters to manipulate her.

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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: Tom plays up to this by flirting with her just enough to stay in her good graces until he can get what he wants. Then he poisons her. Unlike most of the other examples, we aren't supposed to sympathize with Tom. Also, the whole thing is Played for Dramaunlike most other examples. Sex personals Ivanhoe North Carolina with Riddle, each of the main trio has one.

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